why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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