did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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