At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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