Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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