Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
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It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
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The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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