i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
When are your genitals available?
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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