i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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