So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
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i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
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Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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