When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
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