Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
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Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
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You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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