is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
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Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
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I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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