Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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