so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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