Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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