I look better un-naked...
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
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My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
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OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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