All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
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making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
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Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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