wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
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okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
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You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
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