It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
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Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
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THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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