Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
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Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
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He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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