you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
And Iβm prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Randomize