I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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