so that wasnt chicken after all
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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