Whoa Z and x make the same sound
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
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