i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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