...so i touched it.
i think i have two assholes
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
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