Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
Randomize
