Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
party gras won. party gras always wins.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
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