i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
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Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
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I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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