I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
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She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
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Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
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Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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