Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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