So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Are we still banned from the library?
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
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