i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
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Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
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He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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