Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
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if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
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I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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