yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
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