just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
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it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
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There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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