what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
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We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
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I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
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