the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
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What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
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There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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