absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
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Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
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He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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