He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
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so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
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These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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