I want to have your abortion
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
stop calling my apartment porn island.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
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I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
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I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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