he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
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My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
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I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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