where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
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Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
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I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
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