oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
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I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
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We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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