i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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