As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
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worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
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Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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