She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
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Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
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Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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