apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
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It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
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We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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