Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Randomize
