i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
Randomize