He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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