Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
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We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
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It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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