flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
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Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
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First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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