At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
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No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
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I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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